Ten thousand pounds. If I'd as much money as I could spend, I never would cry, "Old chairs to mend! Old chairs to mend! Old clothes to sell! My father he died, but I can't tell you how, He left me six horses to drive in my plough. That he pleased both the girls and boys, And they stopped to hear him play "Over the hills and far away. For every evil under the sun, There is a remedy, or there is none.
If there be one, try and find it; If there be none, never mind it. Oh that I was where I would be! Then would I be where I am not! See a pin and pick it up, All the day you'll have good luck; See a pin and let it lay, Bad luck you'll have all the day. Riddle me, riddle me, riddle me ree, None are so blind as those that won't see. A Man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds; For when the weeds begin to grow, Then doth the garden Win - David Bowie - Young Americans. Ohwho is so merry, so merry, heigh ho!
As the light-hearted fairy, heigh ho, heigh ho! Pray, dame, give me some supper. If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride; If turnips were watches, I'd wear one by my side. If "ifs" and "ands," Were pots and pans, There would be no need for tinkers! Come when you're called, Do what you 're bid, Shut the door after you, And never be chid. When V and I together meet, They make the number Six complete.
He that hath it and will not keep it, He that wanteth it and will not seek it, He that drinketh and is not dry, Shall want money, as well as I. C cut it; D dealt it; E eats it; F fought for it. G got it; H had it; J joined it; K kept it; L longed for The Sea - Ergo Phizmiz Feat.
Jack Phoenix & Cozy Ray And The Hopping Gethsemanes. A, B, C, and D, Pray, playmates, agree. E, F, and G, Well, so it shall be. J, K, and L, In peace we will dwell. M, N, and O, To play let us go. P, Q, R, and S, Love may we possess. W, X, and Y, Will not quarrel or die.
Z, and ampersand, Go to school at command. A was an Archer, and shot at a frog, B was a Butcher, and had a great dog. C was a Captain, all covered with lace. D was a Drunkard, and had a red face. I was an Innkeeper, who loved to carouse, J was a Joiner, and built up a house.
K Like A Mantelpiece King William, who ruled in England. L was a Lady, who had a white hand.
M was a Miser, and hoarded The Sea - Ergo Phizmiz Feat. Jack Phoenix & Cozy Ray And The Hopping Gethsemanes gold, N was a Nobleman, gallant and bold.
O was an Oyster man, and went about town, P was a Parson, and wore a black gown. Q was a Queen, who was fond of good flip.
R was a Robber, and wanted a whip. S was a Sailor, and spent all he got, T was a Tinker, and mended a pot. U was an Usurer, a miserable elf, V was a Vintner, who drank all himself. W was a Watchman, and guarded the door, X was expensive, and so became poor. Y was a Youth, that did not love school, Z was a Zany, a poor harmless fool.
D for a Engelbert Humperdinck - The Last Waltz / That Promise, a very good bird; E for an Egg, good in pudding or pies; F for a Farmer, rich, honest, and wise; G for a Gentleman, void of all Tunnetko - Timo Kiiskinen - Matkalla H for the Hound that ran down the hare.
I for an Indian, sooty and dark; K for the Keeper that looked to the park; L for the Lark that soared in the air; M for a Mole that ne'er could get there. My story's ended, My spoon is bended: If you don't like it, Go to the next door And get it mended.